Redback Garrison

BEGIN EXPANDED REPORT:

TK-4875 reporting in…

To: Lord Vader
Fr: TK-4875, Redback Garrison, 501st Legion
Re: Wedding Troop

My Lord,

I lodge this report at your command, having humbly accepted your request for me to record the events of this mission. I understand that you were in attendance with our eminent Emperor, so this Troop Report will reiterate much that you already know. I humbly apologise for reporting extraneous information to yourself and our Emperor, and only wish to see that this report makes it into the archives of the Imperial Security Bureau only after meeting with your approval as it rightfully should.


The Wedding Mission began with reports of rebel sympathisers being suspected in attendance at a Wedding between two Humans not too far from the Imperial Fleet's current heading. You commanded the fleet upon a new vector to take us within orbit of the Wynnum System.


At your command, a small specialist strike force of Imperial Stormtroopers was assembled from your finest troops in your 501st Legion. At your displeasure, the current Imperial Commanders and Staff took an excessive amount of time to prepare so you dismissed them individually by choking their larynx with a simply thought.


You then informed the Stormtroopers that the Emperor would be in attendance and he was not as forgiving as yourself, and to not let ourselves be such an example. A new command staff were assigned to the strike force complete with Imperial Wranglers and Stormtrooper Cadets.


The Emperor soon graced us with his presence, flanked by one of his personal Royal Guard. It was a rare occurrence, but our Emperor informed us that these rebels must be made an example of and the reach of the Galactic Empire knew no limit! We were proud to know that our Emperor had been aboard your command ship for this voyage, because even without such knowledge we could be fine examples of Imperial Might for you, my Lord.


The plan of attack was set in motion, the strike team split to invade the wedding in two teams. The shock tactic worked, the Bride and Groom were surrounded by the Empire’s shock troops and every holorecorder in the function room captured the event. Soon after, the shock further increased as they were greeted by the visage of you, Lord Vader, and our Emperor.


The Bride and Groom were escorted at gunpoint to the open dance floor where they were both in turn placed in binders. The entire procedure was captured for the galaxy to see on every holorecorder, both civilian and Imperial - perfect examples of what defying the Empire brings. The guests offered no resistance to being rebel sympathisers and also accepted Imperial Justice.


The catering staff currently remain suspects, as the likeness of an Imperial Star Destroyer was used upon the wedding cake without express permission from the Empire. The ISB still hasn’t judged whether this was a pro-Imperial action or a potential cover for more rebel sympathisers.


Imperial ground troops came to detain the prisoners and escort them from the building. The members of the strike force, Lord Vader, and our Emperor exited the function room having delivered the disciplinary hand of Imperial Law.


The Emperor returned to the command ship as reports filtered in of illegal gambling and the Stormtroopers were assigned to police the nearby cantina and fine any criminal element found. Charges assigned were Operation of Faulty Gambling Droids, Failing to File Imperial Gambling Taxes, and Failure to Acknowledge the Presence of Imperial Stormtroopers. The collected fines will be assigned to Imperial-approved programs.


The reach of the Empire continues to shine across the galaxy. I speak on behalf of the entire strike force when I say that it was an honour to serve directly under the command of yourself, Lord Vader, and our Emperor. I know that your time is limited and that such pleasantries aren't necessary, so I will conclude this report that you have requested and transmit it immediately.


TK-4875 signing off…