Quote:Emperor Palpatine’s address to the Galactic Empire.

Today marks a glorious day for the empire, we have regain control of a local Earth city known as Sunnybank, where last Friday night, a renegade group of rebel <edit> infiltrated our trading market known as “Sunnybank Plaza - Hoyts Cinemas”. That action called for a greater force to be present, as you know I descended upon this market with my fighter pilot “NATWEST” and Gunner “MAJOR PAYNE”.

Arriving 1600-1700 hours, The Jedi hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Empire, we readied ourselves and planned for the attack, I intercepted a communications from the Rebels with their plan for the Sunnybank system.

A small rebel force lead by two jedi’s known to be “Qin Sri” and “Oigen” and with tusken raider “Sniper”, “Hopfot” and two little jawa creatures (Natwest Younglings) had already begun to attack the local species, spreading false lies and imprinting their images into civilian holocaptures device by force and jedi mind tricks.

These actions had presented a rebel following and as such a tusken raider (Hopfot) was used as a demonstration of the power of the Empire by silencing his crys! The civilians quickly turned on the rebellion and the jedis ran from the cantina.

Returning to the local holocinema complex, a feature film called "The Phantom Menace” was broadcasted with subliminal messages about a young boy, and his story of being raised by Jedis. I began to engage these Jedi scum and had taken another Tusken Raider as further proof of Imperial law, “Sniper” had experienced the full power of the force and taken away to be disposed of.

Many hours passed, Everything was proceeding as I had foreseen, when close to 2100 hours the Jedi defeated and all rebellious moments were cast out of the system, I had left my troopers to continue surveillance sweeps of the area, soon after the local Imperial forces regained control and both sides had left the system.

The war was over. The Rebel Alliance had been defeated, another System returned to the Great Empire.

We had been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one: the Imperial force of the Galactic Empire.

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!