Jordan's Birthday Party, Rockhampton

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Date: 15th June, 2013

Venue: A suburban backyard, somewhere in the Rockhampton system

Time: 2.30pm

Mission: Covert Clone trooper infiltration to bring awesomeness to Jordan’s 7th birthday party

Trooper Attendance: Angelman, Joker

Support Crew: Lady Tarkin, Beep13, Ainsleigh

Charity Funds Raised: $200 donation to Give me five for kids

Injuries: Nil, although there were a few tears shed among the younglings after a couple of them collided in the jumping castle

Malfunctions: Angelman lost a shoulder strap pre troop, quickly rectified with some superglue

Public Incidents: Nil

Mission Status: Success!

Mission Details

The tale of the little Sith…

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, a Sith youngling named Jordan, sits waiting for his friends to join him to help celebrate his 7th Birthday. In support of the Empire, he dons the likeness of Lord Vader for the occasion, little does he know, that there’s a few more surprises in store…



Like a cake to match his costume…



And a visit from Captain Rex and Commander Cody…



Rex and Cody were happy to assist in the playing of a game referred to as “disc toss”, which proved very popular with the younglings, fortunately, stray discs that missed the target were easily deflected by their armour



Not quite as good as a wookiee hug, but a kiss from a clone trooper (or two) is sure to bring a smile



Rex took the opportunity to work on his physical conditioning…though the equipment wasn’t quite up to Kaminoan specs…
(and no Cody, I have not “put on a few pounds for Winter” )





After many attempts to communicate verbally, Rex and “Mojo” engaged in a game of tug of war over a suspected audio weapon known as a “squeaky toy”



Mojo couldn’t talk, but the language of hugs and pats meant that friendships were forged in the end



After finding out his dad was behind it all, the little Dark Lord enlisted to the troopers to assist in “aggressive negotiations” about a raise in his pocket money



As a parting gift for the little trooper, Lady Tarkin presented him with his very own 501st Legion Patch to add to his Star Wars Collection, ensuring that this was one day that the little Sith Lord would never forget.. Mission Success